Monday, March 31, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Southern Living

My grandmother Loma turned 91 y/o this week and I was fortunate to spend some time with her while I was home in NC this past weekend. There's nothing that screams quintessential southern lady more than her formal living room. Its my favorite room in her house and every time I'm in there I think of the many years of memories we have with her there. If I were to ever live in that house, I wouldn't change a thing. Everything in it reminds me of her southern eloquence and I think that never goes out of style


I also wouldn't touch her bathroom. It's PINK and I think that's just so wrong, it's right. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Leased Lifestyles

CR and I put old memories to rest and reclaimed Dallas as our own this past weekend. We rented over-the-top suites at The Melrose that would make your grandma proud, ordered up champagne, ate fabulastic dinners, and shopped until our credit cards exploded. All the while spreading our personalities in every possible establishement we could find.

We learned three very important things:

1. 'Tranny' and 'fierceness' can be mutually exclusive
2. Peepholes and Piper, not a good mix.
3. Mr. Chrispy Hoover is, in fact, as white as he sounds.

Sure the Dallas Thousandares threw us some tude, but we met it with our own brand of Im-out-of-town-and-I-dont-give-a-shit humor and everyone walked away with smiles on thier faces.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Vampire Remix

So Hollywood's sequeling 'The Lost Boys'. I loved the original movie about as much as I loved Corey Haim's hair. I remember seeing it on vacation in the mountains one summer. Good times..

In case you've forgotten..Can't beat the real thing.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

"JESUS SAVES......I SPEND"

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Pride & Prejudice

More white trash babble about a “homosexual agenda”. This time from some trailer dwelling-mullet-turned-state rep in Oklahoma. She’s now defending herself by saying that her thoughts were rooted in and justified by her Christian beliefs. If I were in her position, I’d probably blame my ignorance-made-public on some ancient, unverifiable text too.

I’m still trying to get my hands on that “homosexual agenda”. There a few items I’d like to put on the list:

1.Shut down all Wal-Marts
2.Outlaw fanny packs and pleated denim
3.Remove Hunter Green from the color palate.
4.Ban Wallpaper, fish tanks and wet bars forever
5.Require that all 8th graders watch and memorize ‘Mommie Dearest’ from start to finish.

In the meantime, someone needs to soak this bitch’s tampons in gasoline and light her on fire.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Doin' it for Ann

Even if you didnt agree with her politics there was something about Ann Richards that made you lover her. For me, she represents the Texas I first fell in love with and the strong women who fought their way into the good ol' boys clubs that practically built this state.

Hillary's obviously pulled out the big guns here in the 11th hour, throwing Ann into the equation will certainly give her the leg up she desperatly needs here in the Lone Star State.