Saturday, November 18, 2006

Living By The Gun...


To wrap up an already eventfull day, About 30 minutes ago I heard gunshots outside the walls of my house. I ran to the window (um, smart?) to find my security guard with his gun drawn towards the gate. My neighbors were just robbed and their maid was "kidnapped". The robbers took their jewelry and all the money they had in their house. Clearly their maid was in on the action. The bad thing is, this is the second time these people have been robbed in 6 months. Last time they came home to an empty house and another missing maid. Either these people have the worst taste in maids or their luck just ran out big time. Im not sure where the shots landed, but I can say thats the first time I have ever heard gunfire from the comfort of my own living room. Um, Check please....

3 comments:

StratoCade said...

Girl! You need to get yo' ass up to Tarrytown.

the doc said...

Earthquakes, gunfire! Thank you United States Congress for passing law that curtailed your stay in Costa Rica. Come home, my boy, come home!

dcmasshole said...

It is always the maid. She is either causing divorces or stealing you blind either way a man will end up broke.