Ok so im in a dating slump right now. I've been digging up the real winners. This one may take the cake. He emailed me this video of himself today. Besides the fact that he has a "sweet deal with jesus", he seemes a bit off. I gave him the benefit of the doubt, he suffered a major brain injury in a car accident several years ago...then he told me that the injury turned him gay. I was thrilled.
Crazy, party of one, your table is now ready....
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But he's actually kinda cute...
^And this explains A LOT about Cary's dating woes.
he's actually kinda cute ...
yeah, in a lip synching kinda way! YEESH! your slump beats my slump, and that's saying something.
Nuh uh. Fer reals? At least he had his shirt on.
he has big hands too
yeah, big hands. the better to strangle you in your sleep with while he summons up hell's demons. he's CRAZY fer chrissakes!
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