Living by the gun...

Im quasi-concerend that my Columbian landlords, who live in one of the 4 houses in my "compund" here, have recently installed a comprehensive video surveilience system, razor wire and have employed 2 full time body guards who have guns strapped to their legs. This is on top of our regular security guard, Ramon, who im sure is just enjoying everyones company and his trusty Attack trained German Shepherd, Amigo. Between all that and the 22 year old vampirish Russian Mafioso who lives in his own version of Fort Knox 2 doors down , there seems to be a pretty good chance that Im going to witness someone get killed. It's just aother day in paradise people.