Monday, May 22, 2006

Conjunction Junction

I watched a really hot movie late last night called “VASOLINA”

… A guy, A girl, leather, sex, cars. I was all over it.

Oh, in the US it’s called “GREASE”. (insert courtesy laugh here)

I love cross cultural literal translations. Here are some others for your amusement.

I also found out today that I was bestowed the distinction of writing the "gayest blog post ever" by Queerty.com for my comments on the tarantuala invasion in my house. While I find it hard to believe that they couldnt find queer'er comments than mine online Uh Hum (www.perezhilton.com) Im honored nonetheless.

Setting the gay standard for alomst 10 years now, I leave you with this.... Ta Ta Bitches!



11 comments:

the doc said...

Wimpiest blog, yes. Full of woos, yes. But, I don't take woos to mean gay. There are a lot of straight wooses out there. Bad call by Queerty.com, whoever that is.

Eye Que said...

I've just got one thing to say... I HAD FREAKIN TARANTULAS IN MY HOUSE, LOTS OF THEM. THEY MAKE HORROR MOVIES ABOUT THESE SORTS OF THINGS. I THINK MY FEELINGS THAT DAY WERE WARRANTED. ;)

Pookie Pie said...

I must say that when I read that entry, I laughed and laughed at the sheer hilarity of the situation. I just imagined you cowering in your room, peaking out the door to see where the creatures were.

Gayest blog post?!??! Not so sure. But I'm sure it's up there.

Anonymous said...

Why don't you have Two Live Crew playing in the back ground...she is freak in heat.

StratoCade said...

Umm, to those of us who know you and could picture your exact reaction, I do think that qualifies as the Gayest Post Ever. Love you like a brother, but one word: Cicada.

Toodle-Pip!

Anonymous said...

Um....not the gayest blog ever, but if they could have seen you, as I envision the reenactment...you probably could have won 10,000 dollars on America's funniest videos. I have known you well for so long and I think that freaking out over giant spiders is not gay....but a normal reaction to a scary ass creature all up in your house....Now, for the gayest things you have done.....
1) Madonna poster in your room...age 13
2) Stealing my dolls and painting their nails, cutting their hair...and hiding them under the guest bedroom stairs
3)That goatee a few years ago
4)Your music collection
5)sneaking out of the hotel room in Europe....wherever we were to go clubbing....like I did not know

I love you so....and you always make me smile...keep the funnies coming.

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