Ok, so my sisters middle school boyfriend, Bucky Covington, is a contestant on American Idol. I about fell out of my chair when I heard his name tonight. I immediatly called her and confirmed. Of course she's mortified. He and his identical twin brother, Rocky, used to be cute well adjusted kids. Clearly years of living in North Carolina have taken their toll as he is now a mechanic and looks and sounds like a drunk Alan Jackson impersonator. By the grace of god he's made it to the top 24 so we can all expect to see a whopping weekly dose of whisky tango, North Carolina style, courtesy of Bucky Covington.
.....But Wait. This isn't the first time someone from our small, one horse, hometown has hit reality television. Miss Gina Marie Callahan charmed her way onto the last "The Bachelor" installment. Gina made us all proud with her completley incoherrent southern drawl and excessive potty mouthing. She is now and always was a real charmer. Yee Haw Yall!
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all roads jason...all roads...
Twins you say?
Jason M, you are a sad individual. Ironically, neither one of these individuals (from your home town) would ever associate themselves with you. If you do not remove this post, I will post some less than positive tidbits that your �hometown� is more than aware of and send this trash to your family via certified mail. Do they know about your blog?
Im sorry you dont get my humor. Your world would obviously be a better place if you did. I invite you to "mail" whatever you'd like to anyone you'd like at anytime. You'll just be wasting your money, as everyone I know already reads my posts online, including my family.
Oh, and thanks for your IP address.
Cheers!
Ok, Jason McQueen. You win. The rest of your family are very sweet people. What happened to you? Either way, this trash would only hurt them as I�m sure they do not review it. As for obtaining my IP, I�m sure you know what you can do with it. Karma is a wonderful thing. What goes around, comes around. It amazes me�.. those that have negative things to say about others are always the ones who have the most undesirable traits � both physically & personality challenged. Once again, this proves true. I guess this is why you enjoy your page so much. Bloggers can�t see you or really know you.
Ok, Jason McQueen. You win. The rest of your family are very sweet people. What happened to you? Either way, this trash would only hurt them as I�m sure they do not review it. As for obtaining my IP, I�m sure you know what you can do with it. Karma is a wonderful thing. What goes around, comes around. It amazes me�.. those that have negative things to say about others are always the ones who have the most undesirable traits � both physically & personality challenged. Once again, this proves true. I guess this is why you enjoy your page so much. Bloggers can�t see you or really know you.
I'm sure you will not approve the above comment. I'm sure you only believe others care to hear what you have to say. I guess I scared you by bringing your family into your �trash� page, which I�m sure they do not approval of.
Hundreds of posts, thousands of comments, and one bad egg who's too afraid to sign their name to their baseless character assasinations. Its beyond sad.
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