Thursday, May 01, 2003

Educating The Masses since 1973

Day one of my new quest for a soap box. Had heard about blogging through the grapevine, but thought it was entirely too "D&D/Magic-The gathering" for my taste. After investigating it, I've decided to dive in. Random thought of the day: If I hear "picture" by Cheryl Crow/ Kid Rock one more time Im going to fucking scream.

10 Things to Expect from me
(1) Pompass tirades that are often not factually based (but youd never know, my delivery is damn convincing)
(2) Random randomness, im pretty random sometimes.
(3) Interesting factoids. Im a news junkie and enjoy sharing.
(4) Humor oozes out of every oraface in my body. Often im not bieng serious, just looking for courtesy laughs
(5) I cant spell and im never gramatically correct..so please, no red pens.
(6) Im addicted to using "...." , it usually means "im thinking or skip to or maybe, and then".
(7) Im gay- not an obnoxious fag or uber queer, just a normal guy whose opinion of the gay "community" makes Pat Robertson look like Jim J Bullock. (see no 4)
(8) I grew up in the bumfuck south. I cant help it.
(9) Im in a relationship of 2 years, LOTs of material..
(10) Contrary to popular belief, Im am a nice person and I have friends.

Im out. laterz.
j-